Here is a brief rundown for week10
Sloppy Sparrows 170.60 The Reckoning 135.02
The Reckoning was crippled by subpar scoring from both starting qb’s. One of those qb’s putrid play spilled over to wr because of the Darnold/Jefferson qb/wr stack. For as bad as The Reckoning qb’s played the Sloppy Sparrows qb’s were outstanding. The Sparrows pulled off a successful qb/wr stack with Purdy/Kittle.
Big Daddy 152.74 Sleepy Squad 104.40
Buoyed by the return of CMC and superb play from QB Murray Big Daddy rose up to surpass pre-game projections to defeat Sleepy Squad. Sleepy Squad has now lost two of their last three games. Several players slipped for Sloopy Squad among them QB Baker Mayfield. Yes that Baker Mayfield.
Finkle & Einhorn 131.14. FNG 106.22
I mentioned subpar qb play for The Reckoning, but compared to the FNG qb’s last week by any measure it would be considered good. Negative 2 pts from a qb causes the most innocent among us to reach for the bourbon. A double bourbon. Make it a double-double bourbon. Finkle & Einhorn GM Mike probably wasn’t thrilled with his point total, but hey, a win is a win and looks just like all the other wins in the standings.
Devils Snare 195.92. Anal Explosion 161.88
For the fourth time this season Anal Explosion blew up and scored over 160 points. The three previous times garnered a W. Not this time. Why? I’ll tell you why. TNF. That’s why. The Bengals and Ravens scored a combined total of 69 points on a Thursday night that wasn’t Thanksgiving! And it should’ve been more. For the Devils Snare in that game qb Burrow scored 29.72 pts and wr Chase 55.44 pts! How the hell do you overcome that? You don’t.
Offsides Mother F*****! 126.30 Dinamos 101.24
OMF’er! Won this game despite having three player score in single digits. That’s because the Dinamos out did him with five players of their own in single digits.
Four weeks left in the regular season. Anyone can still make the playoffs with the four weeks that are left. Most anyone can still win their division with the four weeks that are left. The next four weeks are a sprint to the finish line of the regular season. <> Out of the starting gate it looks like Big Daddy is set to even the score from a week 2 loss to The Reckoning. Big Daddy easily turns back The Reckoning in a march to the top of the division. <> FNG has lost two in a row and faces Devils Snare this week who has won two in a row. Two teams moving in opposite directions. I know Yahoo thinks FNG will win this one but I disagree. I see a path for Devils Snare to squeeze out a win by the slimmest of margins. <> Finkle & Einhorn hasn’t won two weeks in a row all season. Since opening the season with three straight wins the Dinamos have gone 2-5 since. Yahoo thinks that record slides to 2-6. I think I agree. F&E moves a step closer to evening their record. <> Anal Explosion scored the 3d highest points the past 3 weeks. Sleepy Squad has scored the lowest amount of points the past 3 weeks. But what happens when you come down with the bye week blues mixed with some injuries? For Anal Explosion it will be a scoring deficiency that even viagra can’t fix. Sleepy Squad can clear a space on the shelf for the W. <> Sloppy Sparrows face Offsides MotherFooie! looking to sweep their regular season season series. For OMF! bye week issues are jumping up to crimp their style and point scoring. I see no reason the Sparrows can’t hang 160+ to get a W.
. . . “There’s a wall between our truth and our fiction that’s stretched paper thin”
The chances of a Reckoning upset win took a hit Thursday night. QB Daniels play has regressed the past couple of weeks and is playing like a rookie qb in the NFL that the Browns have drafted more than a few times. If The Reckoning is going to make a successful playoff run Daniels is going to have to stop the slide and step it up. AJ Brown also turned in only mediocre wr scoring this week further spoiling The Reckoning’s potential upset bid.