This is the off season landing page for the View Askew Football League. Here you will find the Category Players Report & the upcoming season Draft Order.
2023 Wrap Up
View Askew Championship Game: The Sloppy Sparrows beat The Reckoning 186.92 to 125.90.
The 2023 View Askew Championship game featured The Reckoning and the Sloppy Sparrows. Actually it mostly featured the Sloppy Sparrows who were anything but Sloppy. Rory should change his team name to The Super Sparrows, or The Stupendous Sparrows, or The Super Duper Sparrows.
The Sloppy Sparrows lead this one from start to finish. The Browns defense set the tone with a solid 13 pt showing on Thursday night to take a lead that they would never relinquish. Saturday the Super Sloppy Sparrows picked up the pace with 22+ pts from WR-Brown. Meanwhile The wrecked Reckoning tossed out a measly 3.7 pts from RB-Gibbs.
At that point the die was cast. No lucky Fantasy Football Shirt could save The Reckoning from Fantasy Karma. You just can’t fight her and win. The Sunday games confirmed this as by halftime of the 1pm games The Reckoning were completely wrecked with less than a 10% chance for a win. The Stupendous Super Duper Soaring Sloppy Sparrows continued to spew their sloppiness down on The (w)Reckoning with over 48 pts from their QB’s, 58+ pts from their 3 RB’s and an additional 27+ pts from their other two WR’s on top of what WR-St Brown’s pts scored on Saturday.
In the playoffs The wrecked Reckoning scored, 208.86, 141.20, & 125.90. Meanwhile The Champion Sloppy Sparrows scored 164.36, 177.92, & 186.92. Notice the two treads? The loser trending down through the playoff weeks while the winner trended up. That, gentlemen is how you win a championship!
Congratulations Rory! On behalf of The Reckoning organization, I apologize for the lack of competition and making it too easy.
Below is the 2024 Draft order as provided by our Commissioner.
2024 Draft Order
- Anal Explosion
- Sleepy Squad
- No Prevent D
- Devils Snare
- Finkle & Einhorn
- Dinamos
- FNG
- Big Daddy
- The Reckoning
- Sloppy Sparrows – 2023 Champion
Category Players Report
The formula for the Category Report is made up of 2 sections. The first section is categories 1-6. Combined, these categories contain 150 players. This equates to 25 players per category unless there is a tie. If that is the case a category may have one or two additional players. The second section contains categories 7-15. These categories are based on point ranges. Each point range is about 15 points per range. We’ve used this formula, or at least as close to it as possible since we’ve been using the category system to retain players.
Keep in mind the following about retaining a player for next season
- Option to keep up to 6 players. Keep 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, or zero players
- Permissible to retain only 1 player from any 1 category
- Any player retained is in exchange for a corresponding draft pick from the category that the player is listed in
Category Players Page: HERE