I knew this holy man brought down by too much sin
Now he stalks the gates of heaven
Screaming let me in
But the Lord ain’t takin’ questions
And He don’t fall for sleight of hand
He said you missed the point my son
It was all about the hang …
We’ve gotten through fourteen weeks of regular season play and three weeks of playoffs. We’ve suffered through bye weeks, injuries, underperforming players, more injures, waiver wire requests, over performing players, and still more injuries. We’ve crowned our new champion. Now our season has ended.
What a ride it’s been with all of you!
And I had this neighbor
He kept to himself
Spent his time collecting grudges
Spent his time collecting wealth
But the Lord well He don’t give receipts
Even though you know He can
He said but I do validate
And it was all about the hang …
The NFL playoffs begin this weekend. The 2026 Category Players Report has been posted. Here are two links:
- Draft Order Page: https://robfleming.org/view-askew-football/
- Category Players Page: https://robfleming.org/view-askew-category-players-report-page/
So won’t you hang with the good ones, hang with the best
Hang with the ones who see the truth
Just forget the rest
Hang with the ones you love
And make your stand
And when you do remember
It was all about the hang …
A quick observation about the report.
OFM! has 5 players in Category 1. F&E has 4 and yet they didn’t make the playoffs. A&E, Big D, Dinamos, & FNG all have 3. In Category 2, The Reckoning has 7 followed by Devils Snare with 4. There were no FA’s in Categories 1 through 3. But there were 15 FA’s in Categories 4-6. See below for a chart break down of the first six categories by team.
Now I’m no better
In fact I might be worse
But the journey is a blessing
And the last they shall be first
And the Lord He said I’m glad to see
You’re finally with the plan
‘Cause I’m here to tell you
It was all about the hang …
So won’t you hang with the good ones, hang with the best
Hang with the ones who see the truth
Just forget the rest
Hang with the ones you love
And make your stand
And when you do remember
It was all about the hang …
While only one of us can be crowned the champion, I feel like we’re all champions in this group. Yes, I’m disappointed that the The Reckoning didn’t land in the 10th draft slot for 2026. But is that really the point? Maybe, maybe not. I did however can honestly say that I enjoyed “the hang” with all of you this season!
Hang with the best
Hang with the ones who see the truth
Just forget the rest
Hang with the ones you love
And make your stand
And when you do remember
It was all about the hang …
It was all about the hang …
–words and music by Michael Stanley
To be continued.…
| Cat1 | Cat 2 | Cat 3 | Cat 4 | Cat 5 | Cat 6 | |
| Anal Explosion | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| Big Daddy | 3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 4 |
| Devils Snare | 1 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
| Dinamos | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| Finkle & Einhorn | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| FNG | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
| Offsides Mother F*****! | 5 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| sleepy squad | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| Sloppy Sparrows | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
| The Reckoning | 1 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| FA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 8 |
| Cat’s 1-3 | Cat’s 4-6 | Cat’s 1-6 | |
| Anal Explosion | 8 | 6 | 14 |
| Big Daddy | 7 | 7 | 14 |
| Devils Snare | 7 | 7 | 14 |
| Dinamos | 6 | 6 | 12 |
| Finkle & Einhorn | 8 | 5 | 13 |
| FNG | 8 | 8 | 16 |
| Offsides Mother F*****! | 9 | 4 | 13 |
| sleepy squad | 9 | 6 | 15 |
| Sloppy Sparrows | 3 | 6 | 9 |
| The Reckoning | 10 | 5 | 15 |
| FA | 0 | 15 | 15 |